The Board
The Chairman
With a striking resemblance to a cross between Joe Pesci's character from Home Alone and Sean Lock our intrepid Chairman has guided Das gelb und schwarzer BVB Sheffield fan club on many adventures.
A veteran of many away days The Chairman makes for an imposing figure, especially when we consider his marriage union with The Landlady.
Often h
With a striking resemblance to a cross between Joe Pesci's character from Home Alone and Sean Lock our intrepid Chairman has guided Das gelb und schwarzer BVB Sheffield fan club on many adventures.
A veteran of many away days The Chairman makes for an imposing figure, especially when we consider his marriage union with The Landlady.
Often heard to be shouting obscenities, Chateauneuf du Pap and schnell he is a legend.
Director of Logistics
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade. Today Howling Mad Simon Oliver or Cue Ball to his friends spends his time maintaining his exalted spreadsheet of who has attended which trips.
Simon has issues, amongst them a p
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade. Today Howling Mad Simon Oliver or Cue Ball to his friends spends his time maintaining his exalted spreadsheet of who has attended which trips.
Simon has issues, amongst them a propensity for selfies and being double parked, both exhibited in the image above.
That said without his tireless and infectious humour and appetite for just one more these trips would not be possible. He deserves an OBE for services to lashing.
The Reprobate
Under no circumstances should this individual be trusted with anything.
A true medical marvel, Hewitt has not ingested or imbibed anything of any nutritional value since 1986. It has been pondered whether he eats cigarettes as his fuel of choice but this is hearsay verging on folklore. His insides it is said, are made of cardboard whilst his soul left his body many moons ago.
We love him.
Hair Stylist (Unemployed)
Former member of busted "Sills" had a rebrand around 12 years ago and it shows. Still desperately sporting the same faux leather jacket and wandering around telling people he's a rockstar, the man is deluded.
Kept around because of his Noel Gallagheresque eyebrows and amazing bouffant he is probably the most polite of the group - which means very little in reality.
The Landlady
The Landlady
The Landlady
Widely accepted as the better half of The Chairman it was agreed that female representation was an absolute necessity within the BVB Sheffield organisation.
Unfortunately The landlady of The Leeds Pub is a drunk, regularly seen drinking her own stock direct from the keg, belching, farting and general disgustingness always follows.
A massiv
Widely accepted as the better half of The Chairman it was agreed that female representation was an absolute necessity within the BVB Sheffield organisation.
Unfortunately The landlady of The Leeds Pub is a drunk, regularly seen drinking her own stock direct from the keg, belching, farting and general disgustingness always follows.
A massive Leeds fan and now BVB Dortmund convert she believes she has the voice of an angel. Video evidence is available to the contrary. We're fond of Laura but realise she runs a den of depravity that even the Reprobate has declined to visit on occasion.
She also happens to be team secretary, nobody knows why.
Leeds Pub
The Landlady
The Landlady
NB. Grammar police called for the rogue apostrophe.
*This story is obviously fiction, please see link below should you wish to visit Leeds Pub, Dortmund.
Broady "Five Fingers" AKA The Muscle
Some believe Broady "Five Fingers" is named this way because that's the only weapon he needs to kill a man, others believe it is because he wasn't sure whether his thumb was a finger or not.
Nobody knows for sure but a brief film career alongside the likes of Danny Dyer hasn't prevented Broady or his massive sausage fingers from attending
Some believe Broady "Five Fingers" is named this way because that's the only weapon he needs to kill a man, others believe it is because he wasn't sure whether his thumb was a finger or not.
Nobody knows for sure but a brief film career alongside the likes of Danny Dyer hasn't prevented Broady or his massive sausage fingers from attending pretty much every Leeds game going.
If he can avoid putting apple sauce on his fingers and eating himself to death we expect to see him in Germany very soon.
The Architect
Having disappeared from the face of The Earth around 2013, The Architect appears to be finally ready to reintegrate with polite society. Whether he'll be successful is frankly anyone's guess.
Whilst professing to be of moderate intelligence the jury is out on someone who regularly drinks so much he finds himself unable to speak.
The archite
Having disappeared from the face of The Earth around 2013, The Architect appears to be finally ready to reintegrate with polite society. Whether he'll be successful is frankly anyone's guess.
Whilst professing to be of moderate intelligence the jury is out on someone who regularly drinks so much he finds himself unable to speak.
The architect was responsible for the creation of BVB Sheffield and having now formally entered mid-life crisis mode he has built a pub and shrine to his beloved BVB Dortmund.
His German is improving although his grey hair continues to be a source of great amusement.